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BTR Weekender: November 30, 2024
Born to close. No work will be done. The Swanson experience. World tour, starring: cashews. Notebook warriors

Every weekend is worth celebrating.
This is BTR: Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 5 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!

BORN TO CLOSE

AN OFFER I WILL REFUSE
you come to me, on the monday of a short week requesting real work to be done?
— The Ginger Swindler (recovering sixers fan) (@lilydsmith)
3:43 PM • Nov 25, 2024

DINNER OF CHAMPIONS
Swanson. Helping divorced men barely hold together the shambles of their train wreck of a life since 1954.
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)
1:53 PM • Nov 26, 2024

WORLD TOUR
Gonna need a forensic accountant to figure out the Trump tariffs on the Costco cashews
— Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC)
2:04 PM • Nov 26, 2024

GYM BROS OR SECRET ACCOUNTANTS?
Guys that write down every rep they do at the gym in a notebook scare me
— Blake Durham (@HUDMultifamily)
1:07 PM • Nov 26, 2024
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